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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi.
His response,
"I got your
best friend
pregnant".
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piratexninjaxlove
1 decade ago
hahaha! i feel really bad for laughing but this is hilarious XD
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ILoveYou_YoursForever_BabyGirl
1 decade ago
Thats so funny! Amasing
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blooboo222
1 decade ago
is this tru??
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XxxhottieexbabeexxX
1 decade ago
hahahaha love itt (;
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justsofreshh
1 decade ago
this seriously, like legitly made my week:D
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wittylovescontests
1 decade ago
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