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Today, my boyfriend made me a build-a-bear, because I begged

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Today,
my boyfriend made me a build-a-bear, because I begged him to.
It was his one year anniversary gift to me.
Because I am cruel, I made him do the entire heart activation ceremony, complete with kissing the heart, jumping up and down, and making a wish.
We left the store, and he gave me a hug and asked me if i wanted to know his wish.
He looked both ways, leaned close, and whispered it in my ear.
His wish?
"God I hope I get laid after this."
I love him.  
MLIA

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iheartjb145 1 decade ago
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I probably should've said that this credit does not go to me, I read it on MLIA. I always forget the credit part. haha sorry :/ But I think this was cute and funny (:
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cullen4lifex3 1 decade ago
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Hahahahahah .. I laughed so hard ... Thats so cutee??
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kookiexmonstah 1 decade ago
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LMAO. Aww, you guys must make a very cute couple, then! Best of wishes
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posted June 13, 2010 at 8:33am UTC tagged with funny

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