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go to Google then type 2204355 then click I'm Feeling Lucky
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I'm Feeling Lucky
C l i c k t h e h e a r t i f t h a t m a d e y o u s m i l e.
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Love_is_forever_x33
1 decade ago
this was someones facebook status, it didnt say it was jocked when i posted it..but sorry if it was already on here
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xsmilexandxloveex
1 decade ago
this wasnt your quote, you should probably give some credit
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stunning
1 decade ago
actually, it made me scream. i must admit, i was disappointed. i was listening to a really good song...
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arundela14
1 decade ago
holey crap i never knew a guy dancing with chicken wings could scare me so much haha♥
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beccalynn13
1 decade ago
LMFAO((((((: DUDEE THAT WAS GREAATTT!!
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gansettgurl102
1 decade ago
hahahaha omg that scared the outa me 2
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PinkChupaChup
1 decade ago
looooooooooooollllll
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moveonhunx3
1 decade ago
OMG. that scarred me half to death i almost ppeeeeed myself my volume was on full&..ahh. haha(: but funny;D
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That70sGirl2000
1 decade ago
lmfao. i am now showing this to all my friends. genius! bahaha!
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xxEmma09
1 decade ago
THAT SCARED ME SO BAD! ): I had music on & all of a suudden the loud music played ! ommmmmmmgg D;
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xBlah_Blah_Blahx18
1 decade ago
hahaahahahahahahahahahah(:
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heyitscassietrick
1 decade ago
lol thats a bit freaky
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xmeagxhanx
1 decade ago
it scared the outta me :p lol
its like dead silent in my house and i have my computer all the way up and it started playing lol
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Two girls pass each other in the hallway One girl popular and the other girl not so much The not so popular girl looks at the popular girl and thinks "I wish I could be her...she has a big house, expensive clothes shes really pretty, funny, and she gets all the guys...shes so popular and everyone likes her...when sometimes people barely notice me. I'm a nobody...I'm a nerd and I don't have that many friends..I am not pretty and I am not rich. Sure I get good grades but I would die to be her..or at least be her friend..but she would never want me as a friend..." The popular looks at the not so popular and thinks "I wish I could be her...just look at her shes care free..she doesn't have to worry about what people think of her...she doesn't spend half her life wondering if she looks okay...she always looks like shes having so much fun with her life. She doesn't have to worry about wondering if your "friends" really like her for her or for her money..and shes smart! So smart like straight A's when I'm barely passing 9th grade...I would die to be her..or at least hang out with her...but why would she wanna hang out with me?" And as they brush shoulders in the hall;; they act like they want ((nothing)) to do with each other
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its like dead silent in my house and i have my computer all the way up and it started playing lol