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/> Boy, Before you break her heart, Remember, I'm her best

Boy,

Before you break her heart,

Remember, I'm her

best friend

&+ I can make your

death

Look like an

accident

CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTIO

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posted July 25, 2010 at 3:35pm UTC tagged with funny

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