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I feel cheated that I still don't know Timmy Turner's

I feel cheated that I still don't know
Timmy Turner's parent's names.

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posted August 5, 2010 at 12:01am UTC tagged with funny

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A passerby noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What's your secret for such a long, happy life?" "I smoke four packs of cigarettes each day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. And from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop a huge number of pills and do not exercise at all." "This is absolutely amazing at your age!!" replied the passerby. "How old are you?" "Twenty four."
I asked him when it really sank in, that this might really be the end. How's it hit you when you get that kinda news? Man, whatcha do? And he said, "I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing, I went two point forty seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu. and I loved deeper, and I spoke sweeter. And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying." And he said, "Someday, I hope you get the chance to Live like you were dying."