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WITTY GIRLS, PLEASE READ! I WAS BORN WITH A DISEASE CALLED COWIPHOBIA.

WITTY GIRLS, PLEASE READ!
I WAS BORN WITH A DISEASE CALLED COWIPHOBIA.
IT MEANS THAT I WAS BORN HALF COW HALF HUMAN.
IT IS VERY HARD TO SIT DOWN AND I CONSTANTLY SQUIRT MILK ALL OVER MY FRIENDS. MY MOM SAYS IF I GET 999 FAVS FROM RANDOM GIRLS SHE DOESNT KNOW ON WITTY PROFILES SHE WILL LET ME GET THE SURGERY! PLEASE,
HELP A WITTY GIRL OUT

 

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5 Comments

mattiluvsjb94 1 decade ago
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hahaha
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soccerchick1 1 decade ago
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i love you for making this. just sayinnn.
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mattiluvsjb94 1 decade ago
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okay y dont u shut up because im making fun of all the people that pretend they have diseases for favs so y dont u shut up.
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nevershoutsam 1 decade ago
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ahahahahahahaa, this absoutely made my liiife. (: &peaceeater, i really don't wanna be mean but she's just trying to make a point that people who make quotes about how if they get faves they'll donate money for someone or their parents will get a surgery for them are weird, because people faving your quote should've give you motivation to donate money and that your parents aren't gonna make decisions like getting you a surgery based on random people on wittyprofiles.
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peaceeater 1 decade ago
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Thats not even a real disease.Its a type of phobia which means you'd be scared of it not squirting out milk. Plus I don't think a mom would make a life changing on decision for a bunch of random girls liking this "quote"
There are people out there with real diseases. If this is supposed to be a joke its not funny.
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posted August 12, 2010 at 6:37pm UTC tagged with funny

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