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Don't you hate it when... Edward reads your mind. You stop

Don't you hate it when...

Edward reads your mind.
You stop believing, and Journey comes after you.
You find out your father is Darth Vader.
It rains, and Rihanna has your umbrella.
Your closet won't let you go to Narnia.
Lady Gaga keeps poking your face.
You miss the train to Hogwarts and have to take the flying car.
Michael Buble hasn't met you yet.
Britney Spears won't stop asking you where Amy is.
Cady Heron pushes you in front of a bus.
Paris keeps asking you to be her new BFF.
You're laughing, and your butt falls off.
Angelina Jolie adopts you.

Welcome to my life.


11 Comments

courtney_loves_to_sing 1 decade ago
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Hahah, wow, that's cool!
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_elainaaaa 1 decade ago
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angelina jolie went to my middle school and high school
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courtney_loves_to_sing 1 decade ago
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I have more of the series by the way. :)
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HotChelleRae_Luv 1 decade ago
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adore it!
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happiness211 1 decade ago
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i cant stop laughinng
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courtney_loves_to_sing 1 decade ago
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Thanks! :D
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dancergurlxxo 1 decade ago
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Hahaha I love this!!
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YouKnow_ThatOneTime 1 decade ago
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THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST.
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courtney_loves_to_sing 1 decade ago
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Yay! That makes me happy. :)
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GleeKid4evax3 1 decade ago
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Hahhaa.Love it.;33
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cowabunga96 1 decade ago
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haha i lol'd at some
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courtney_loves_to_sing

posted August 15, 2010 at 12:37am UTC tagged with funny

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