Funny Quote #1811580
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Heaven is: an American salary, a Chinese Cook, a British Home,

Heaven is:
an American salary,
a Chinese Cook,
a British Home,
and a Japanese Wife.

Hell is:
a Chinese salary,
a British Cook,
a Japanese House,
and an American Wife.

9 Comments

bellaaa 1 decade ago
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Why are American wives bad?
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hufflepuff22 1 decade ago
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We're not that bad cooks D: It varies.
In fact, most of us are haha.
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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Good cook but I give bad salaries ;) Haha
Cheap asians ;p
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MissDiamondX 1 decade ago
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heyyy, we arent bad cooks!
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angelieslee 1 decade ago
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thanks for creating this page and everything...but... what is this?
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divernicole17 1 decade ago
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hey there would u mind not attacking every girl in america??
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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69th fav! haha
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yooitscharliie 1 decade ago
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ouch bro!
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Oliver_Is_Me 1 decade ago
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hey Steve is it possible to ban people on witty?
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