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SweetSugaredLemons

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posted June 10, 2007 at 5:59am UTC tagged with funny

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Summer's here! Skirts Flyin' Boys sighin Nice booty I'm a cutie What a glare Like his hair Sassy hips Glossy lips Out tannin' Summer�s slammin' Beach baby Hot? Maybe Flirtin honey Got your money Tiny skirt Gotta flirt Take this Don�t' miss What a twist Gotta be kissed HOT body Your� my shawty Cute tank Heart sank Smoothie drinkin� Always winkin� Smooth talk Take a walk Let�s go dancin� Stop glancin� Photo snappin� Soul trappin� Mind trimmin� Goin swimmin� Splish, splash Watch the flash. Summer rocks Red sox I�m single Make your heart tingle Everybody, nuff said. Don�t look back, I�m far ahead. -By Me
A man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing the scream, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

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