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Lady: I don't think you should be climbing trees. Are you looking

Lady: I don't think you should be climbing trees. Are you looking for something? Do you need me to call public services to come help you?
Nick: -points up into the tree- My friend.

lmao! oh boy; that was hilarious.

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posted June 17, 2007 at 7:37am UTC tagged with funny

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