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Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?
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whentheboysmiles

posted June 20, 2007 at 9:16am UTC tagged with funny

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Phillip Banks: [Phillip and Dr. Hoover are in a fight] Dr. Hoover, the school where you got your degree, did you find it on the back of a matchbook? Dr. Hoover: Penn State, my brother. Phillip Banks: Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Warton, and Taladega Tech had fallen through! Dr. Hoover: Impressive, you must of been quite an athlete in your thinner days. Phillip Banks: Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay? Dr. Hoover: Fine. Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter should be heavly sudaited and immediatley institusionalized. Phillip Banks: Well speaking as a lawyer, I can only say that your daughter fits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the sloping forehead, and the wide jaws suitable for brains and small rodents! Dr. Hoover: I think you have her confused with your moma! Will: [Phillip punches Dr. Hoover and knocks him down] Thats it Uncle Phil, your grounded! [to Dr. Hoover] Will: You know, I'd be happy to perscribe something for that.

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