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Squidward walks away very sad Spongebob: Patrick, squidward

*Squidward walks away very sad*
Spongebob: Patrick, squidward looks depressed."
Patrick: Okay, let's poke someone else."

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posted September 18, 2010 at 3:39pm UTC tagged with funny

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So one time in third grade, we had a subsitute teacher. Who, was that type of person that was either pregnant or just had a really big stomach. And we didn't know which one. But, of course, us being little eight year olds, we kept wanting to know. And daring each other to ask her, but none of us would. So this one idiot kid in my class decided to ask her if she was pregnant. Her back was to us, writing on the chalkboard. ❝Are you pregnant?❞ the kid asks. The subsitute teacher turned around with an angry face and said, ❝No.❞
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