Funny Quote #1876165
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Why Are Fire Trucks Red ? Cause there's eight wheels on them

Why Are Fire Trucks Red ?

Cause there's eight wheels on them 
And four people.
Four plus eight is twelve.
Twelve is a foot

A foot is a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth is a ship.
Ships sail the ocean.
In the ocean, there are fish.

Fish have fins
The Finns fought The Russians.
The Russians were red.
Fire trucks are always rushin' around
Soo they have to be red.
See ?? It all makes sense in the end :D

 

 

 

8 Comments

Lover17 3 years ago
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ahah the yellow trucks aren't quite as special so people don't write quotes about them :(
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pinklizzard1 3 years ago
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haha love it! one question tho... what about the yellow fire trucks? o.0 jw
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Lover17 3 years ago
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Thank You :D <3
And thanks for all
the favvs
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FlipThatSexyEmoHair 3 years ago
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I love this!! haha(:
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iLOVEyewx33 3 years ago
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LOLOL. (:
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ih3artmusic13 3 years ago
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...
lol love it :P
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Lover17 3 years ago
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It's sooooooooooooo random
But I love it ;D
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HisFavoriteGirl 3 years ago
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AHAHAHAHA :)
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