Why Are Fire Trucks Red ? Cause there's eight wheels on them

Why Are Fire Trucks Red ?

Cause there's eight wheels on them 
And four people.
Four plus eight is twelve.
Twelve is a foot

A foot is a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth is a ship.
Ships sail the ocean.
In the ocean, there are fish.

Fish have fins
The Finns fought The Russians.
The Russians were red.
Fire trucks are always rushin' around
Soo they have to be red.
See ?? It all makes sense in the end :D