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Preacher: So as the Bible tells us, Jonah was swallowed by a

Preacher: So as the Bible tells us, Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
ME: I thought a whale's mouth waasn't big enough to swallow a person.
Preacher: Well, maybe it wasn't a whale, but the Bible says it is.
ME: Im going to ask Jonah when i get to heaven.
Preacher: Maybe Jonah went to hell.
ME: Then will you ask him for me?

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kay_de1321

posted July 31, 2007 at 4:56pm UTC tagged with funny

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