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you know what makes no sences what so ever when people say i

you know what makes no sences what so ever when people say i have never felt so alive.

well if you haven't then you must have been dead for awhile i mean really

how can you feel alive. you can't feel alive you are alive from the day your born duh

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alpcalovingganster

posted August 26, 2007 at 12:38pm UTC tagged with funny

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the way she moves the way she looks at me makes me want to fall to the ground and never get up. she was the one i was looking for now that isee her i not sure i can face it long time no see. confused as i might be with her beutiy i walk up to her, i look at her she looks at me =. i am speachless. finally i say " do you remember me?" she look puzzled then a brust of light comes out of her i catch her in my arms i feel her puls and nothings is there. it was like an empty shell of a little chick. and i felt like the mother weping over her lttle empty shell. all then and there she jumpped up like a kageroo then looking like a worrior she look at me and said what i was waiting for my whole life," of i remember you i can't ever forget the love of my life." then with that it was a kiss thta was never to be forgoten. her love rushed through me like a ragging river. befroe i knew it i was kissing air. holding our baby in my arms i walked away with the remebrence and that beautiful angel. i have fallen for you and can't get up<3
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