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Girl; Age 6: Mommy, you look pretty today!! Mom: Thankyou! Same
Girl; Age
6
: Mommy, you look pretty today!!
Mom
: Thankyou!
Same Girl; Age
16
: Mommy, you look pretty today!
Mom
: What do you want?
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posted October 23, 2010 at 10:46pm UTC tagged with
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Wanna know everything about a girl? Take her IPod. Look through her playlists. There's gonna be one on there titled "</3" or "Taylor Swift.♥" Look through that one. Those are all her love songs. She listens to those when she wants to cry. Now, go back to her playlists. There's gonna be one on there with Eminem. Or Lil Wanye. Look through that one. Those are all the songs she listens to when she wants to scream. When she listens to that one, she BLASTS the volume, and raps with them. Not thinking about you. Or... trying not to think about you. Go back to her playlists again. There's gonna be one titled "My Songs." Go to that one. Those are all of her other songs. There are probably songs on there about love, hate, friends, and boys. She listens to those when she wants what the song's story is. Basically, if you wanna know everything about a girl, put her IPod on shuffle, and listen to each song. For every one of those songs, she hasa memory attatched to it. More than 50% of those memories will be attatched to you. And you don't even know it. <\3
Wanna know the absolute worst feeling in the world? Getting into your dads car after a Friday Night Football game. Smiling, Laughing, & Acting as if nothing's wrong. Then, getting home, and running up to your room, telling your dad that your gonna 'change'. Running up the stairs, going into your room, and shutting the door, locking it behind you. Throwing your phone on your bed, then falling down after it, starting to cry. Shoving your face into a pillow so no one will hear. Grabbing your teddy bear that you secretly named after him looking at it, and saying ; "Your name isn't ___ anymore." Then you decide to get up and put some sweats on. You go over to your mirror. And look at yourself. And you start crying all over again, even harder. Because you see your mascara running. Then going back over to your bed, sitting down, putting your head into your hands, and bawling. That's the worst feeling.
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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