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Today, I watched a home video of me at the zoo aged 3. I was

Today, I watched a home video of me at the zoo aged 3. I was pointing at the pigs and shouting 'SAUSAGE!'.
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posted October 26, 2010 at 10:27pm UTC tagged with funny

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