EMILY: You were on the phone? RICHARD: Long distance. LORELAI:

EMILY: You were on the phone?
RICHARD: Long distance.
LORELAI: God?
RICHARD: London.
LORELAI: God lives in London?
RICHARD: My mother lives in London.
LORELAI: Your mother is God?
RICHARD: Lorelai...
LORELAI: So, God is a woman.
RICHARD: Lorelai.
LORELAI: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
RICHARD: Make her stop.
RORY: Oh, that I could.

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