Papa Elf: As silly as it sounds, alot of people down South don't

Papa Elf: As silly as it sounds, alot of people down South don't believe in Santa Claus.
Elf: WHAT?! Who do they think puts all the presents under the tree?!
Papa Elf: Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do.
Elf: That-That's RIDICULOUS. I mean, parents couldn't do that all in one night. What about Santa's cookies? I supposes parents eat THOSE too??