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my ex boyfriend said that Grenade by Bruno Mars was his song

my ex boyfriend said that
Grenade by Bruno Mars
was his song to me
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Teardrops_On_White_Roses

posted November 23, 2010 at 11:27am UTC tagged with funny

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just let me say one thing I've had enough you're selfish and sorry you'll never learn how to love as your world disassembles, better keep your head up
What % are you hated in school? [x]Gotten a referral [x]Gotten detention [x]Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away [x]Gotten suspended [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class TOTAL SO FAR: 5 [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late TOTAL SO FAR: 8 [x] Missed school cause you felt like it [x] skipped class at least 1 time [x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class TOTAL SO FAR: 11 [x] Texted people during class [x] Passed notes [x] Threw stuff across the room [x] Laughed at the teacher TOTAL SO FAR: 15 [x] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school [x] Took pictures during school hours [x] Called people during school hours [x] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook TOTAL SO FAR: 20 [x] Gotten a call home [x] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad [x] Didn't take your stuff to school [x] Gotten a detention and didn't go [x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass [x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear TOTAL SO FAR: 26 [x]Slept in class [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket [x] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher) [x] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat [x] Treat the teacher as invisible TOTAL SO FAR: 31 now times this by 3..... 93% Hated ....damn :D

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