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elephants are the only mammals that can't jump(:

elephants
are the only mammals that can't jump(:

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eminem23

posted November 25, 2010 at 12:01am UTC tagged with funny

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odontophobia the fear of teeth
"I'm afraid of 41 out of 72 common fears" [x] the dark [ ] staying single forever [ ] being a parent [x] giving birth [ ] being myself in front of others. [ ] open spaces [x] closed spaces [ ] heights [ ] dogs---certain ones. [x] birds [ ] fish---swimming with them [xxxxxxxxxxxx] spiders [ ] flowers or other plants [ ] being touched [x] fire [x] deep water---if it's dark at the bottom [x] snakes [ ] silk [x] the ocean [x] failure [ ] success [x] thunder/lightning [ ] frogs/toads [ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad [ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom [x] rats [x] jumping from high places [ ] snow [ ] rain [ ] wind [x] crossing hanging bridges [x] death [ ] heaven [x] being robbed [x] falling [x] clowns [x] dolls [x] large crowds of people [ ] men [ ] women [x] having great responsibilities [x] doctors, including dentists [x] tornadoes [x] hurricanes [x] incurable diseases [x] sharks [ ] Friday the 13th [ ] ghosts aka spirits or dead souls [x] poverty [ ] Halloween [x] school [x] trains [ ] odd numbers [ ] even numbers [x] being alone [x] becoming blind [x] becoming deaf [x] growing up [x] creepy noises in the night [x] bee stings [x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals [x] needles [x] blood [ ] dinosaurs [ ] the welcome mat [x] high speed [x] throwing up [x] falling in love [x] super secrets If you repost this, it's been requested that you title it "I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears" If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling. If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid. If you get 10-20, you are normal. If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless. People who don’t have any are liars