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So today in my ag class, my friend was sitting on a table and
So today in my ag class,
my friend was sitting on a table and swinging her legs. One of her shoes flew off and hit our teacher right in the balls.
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haha true storyy:)
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posted January 13, 2011 at 7:32pm UTC tagged with
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Okay witty girls. I need advice or opinions. :( So, a little over a month ago I moved and started going to a new school. There's this one guy in my grade that I had never talked to before that added me on facebook. We talked a lot on there and he asked for my number so I gave it to him. We text everyday (and still do). He told me I was hot and pretty. He asked for a picture of me. And then one time we were talking about this creepy dude that likes me and I said "why are creepy boys attracted to me?" and he said "oh so I'm creepy? :(" so I kinda figured that meant he liked me right? So I snuck out for the first time ever and we hung out with one of his other friends. We goofed around in wal-mart and went to taco bell. Then we went to his friend's house and watched a movie and talked. It was about 3am when I started to get tired and I asked him if I could lay on him (lame i know:P) and yeah I layed on him and he just sat there awkwardly! So about 4ish he took me home. Then we hung out a second time, we watched Waterboy, went on another wal-mart trip, went to mickeyd's and talked about stupid stuff. He smiles so much when he's with me and we flirt a lot. Then we drove around for about an hour after that, but we didn't really talk. Anyways.. getting to the point haha.. a few days ago we were texting and I said something about him chasing after me and he said "you really think I'm trying to get with you" and I was like, "what do you mean by trying to get with you" and he said, "um. go out with you.." and i said "no, but it seemed like you liked me..." and he's like "oh well i kind of do" and by then I was feeling like an idiot who just got played and I said "oh, well it's not like I was planning on going out with you or anything.." and he's like "ya ok" and I was like "okay, just drop it then." and then we started talking about it again and agreed to just try and forget it ever happened. So ever since then it's been kinda awkward, but it STILL seems like he likes me. Why is he doing this to me?! And then the other day my friend Jarrett told me that he told people he liked me. So wtf? I know he wants to be friends, but then why is he acting like this? Usually guys don't randomly add you on facebook, keep asking to hang out with you, and text you everyday to be friends with you when you've never talked before. If you read all of this, you're awesome.. Please give me opinions or advice! I need it desperately.
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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