A little kid asks his father,
"Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while
the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child
returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
-google
posted January 23, 2011 at 12:02am UTC tagged with funny