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Every rose has it's thorns. But you're more like a venus

Every rose has it's ~~thorns~~.
But you're more like a
venus fly trap

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Hatori

posted January 23, 2011 at 11:20pm UTC tagged with funny

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The itsy bitsy spider, went up the water spout. down came the rain, and washed the spider out. then he drowned and died ~~\o/~~ mine i think sorry if it's already on here
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