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"He better not send me pigeons. They'll fly around and

"He better not send me pigeons. They'll fly around and attack me!"
"We'll kill the pigeons and then send them to you."
"That might be scarier than sending me live pigeons. They'd just sit there in their deadness and be all like, 'yo, I'm a dead pigeon, and your dad sent me to you to scare you. It's working!'"

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RainbowSprinkles13 1 decade ago
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Real conversation between me and my dad discussing my fear of pigeons.*
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posted January 26, 2011 at 9:12pm UTC tagged with funny

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