My pet Ninja - Corn (half ninja, half unicorn) Announced that

My   pet   Ninja - Corn
(half ninja, half unicorn)
Announced that he will commit suicide
):
I am devastated!
He said that he wont unless  I get AT LEAST 
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PLEASE GUYS!
ITS HALF NINJA HALF UNICORN!
How much awesomer could he get?
Plz, I don't want Waffles to kill himself 
PLEASE!!!! He also LOVES witty girls (:



100th person to fav, please comment
I WILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE (: