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*1:OO AM* get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look quickly




*1:OO AM*
get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look quickly in the mirror to be sure there are no masked killers behind you.. run as fast as you can back to your room, take a 2 foot dive into the air landing safely on your bed, pull the covers up to your chin and glance around the room, to be sure no more killers followed you on your expedition back...
then realize you left the lights on. ;)

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dancerskckbutt7 1 decade ago
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hahah this is so me except its later cuz i go 2 bed @ 1:00
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xsjfxo 1 decade ago
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story.of.my.life.!
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Abbey_Hilton 1 decade ago
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LOL!!!!!! This is classic <3
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jeyunit11lover 1 decade ago
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omg tht happens almost every nite
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ShannonCullen 1 decade ago
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see for a few months i slept with the light on... I am 14 .... lolx
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allieonwitty28 1 decade ago
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story of my life lol
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Kayland 1 decade ago
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not my quote; from facebook.
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Kayland

posted February 22, 2011 at 10:51pm UTC tagged with funny

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