Teenagers.
By the
time you come home, the fridge will be empty of everything that
contains sugar. Texting is important, and no you don’t need
to see what our texts say. We like
our bedrooms to be messy, how else would we find anything?
Headphones in, world out. It’s just fact. Homework is
done no earlier than midnight, no
matter when we said it was finished. Ben and Jerry’s
cure’s everything from paper cuts to broken hearts.
Don’t expect an intelligent conversation before 10am, because
you will be disappointed. Getting ready for school takes time...do
you really expect us to face the world with bed
hair?Everythingis
a big deal when you’re in double maths. Whatever the
question, chocolate is always the answer. We fall in
loveat least once a week- trust me, it’s not on
purpose. Candy is a perfectly reasonable breakfast (lunch and
dinner). We can’t hear you callingus to
dry the dishes, so you might as well do it yourself. Don’t
bother trying to understand us, because we don’t understand
ourselves.