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a vampire walks into a pub and asks for boiling water. the barman

a vampire walks into a pub 
and asks for boiling water.
the barman says i thought you only drank blood?
the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says:

Im making tea. {;

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posted March 12, 2011 at 1:14pm UTC tagged with funny

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