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Why could Cinderella make the the basketball team? She ran away
Why could Cinderella make the the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball of course
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posted March 19, 2011 at 4:26pm UTC tagged with
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My best friend is moving and 1 school day before she leaves me and her start to cry this is what happened the first day we met "hi my name is Brooke I said ok" cross your fingers cause that's how we are and we cried at school for 2 and half hours what do I do? My friend is leaving me Tuesday no school Monday and it's Friday what do i say? Comment if you no what to say and what to do? If this has ever happened to u like it!
Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That’s alright Welcome to my silly life Mistreated, misplaced, missunderstood Miss, no way it’s all good It didn’t slow me down Mistaken Always second guessing Underestimated Look, I’m still around… Pretty, pretty please Don’t you ever, ever feel Like you’re less than less than perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel Like you’re nothing You are perfect to me You’re so mean When you talk About yourself You are wrong Change the voices In your head Make them like you Instead So complicated Look how big you’ll make it Filled with so much hatred Such a tired game It’s enough I’ve done all i can think of Chased down all my demons see you do the same Pretty, pretty please Don’t you ever, ever feel Like you’re less than less than perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel Like you’re nothing You are perfect to me The whole world stares while i swallow the fear The only thing i should be drinking is an ice cold beer So cool in lying and we tried tried tried But we try too hard, it’s a waste of my time Done looking for the critics, cuz they’re everywhere They don’t like my genes, they don’t get my hair Strange ourselves and we do it all the time Why do we do that? Why do I do that? Why do I do that? Ooh, pretty pretty pretty, Pretty pretty please don’t you ever ever feel Like you’re less than less than perfect Pretty pretty please if you ever ever feel Like you’re nothing you are perfect to me You’re perfect You’re perfect to me Pretty, pretty please if you ever ever feel like you’re less than, less than perfect Pretty, pretty please if you ever ever feel like you’re nothing you are perfect to me -Pink
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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