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Don't you hate it when you are day dreaming and you really

Don't you hate it when you are day dreaming and you really love this dream. then all of a sudden your teacher calls your name in some form in the dream.

when this happens all i think is why the f..k are you in my dream, get out, get out, get out!

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neady393

posted March 20, 2011 at 7:00pm UTC tagged with funny

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life: what does it really mean? who or what will ever know?
so this may be long but read it if you are in love but he is in love with someone totally wrong for you: theres this guys. of course. i mat him 7 years ago way back in kindergarten. instantly i realized i really like him (like love at first sight i guess). he looked at me and i looked at him then the moment was gone over like it never happened. over the years we talked and when i got a phone texted but never really got to know each other. i know him, he plays soccer and swims, which i love because i can see his 6-pack. he is really nice and is respectful and kind. he may seem like he doesn't exist but he does and i he will hopefully be mine. now 7 years later from that first day i have dated one guy, have 2 best-friends and a few others. i still love him even when i was dating someone. but then this girl just came in. she is really tall and by my judgment not that good looking. they don't know each other at all and she just moved here and now they like each other. she just got here and already she gets the guy of my dreams. h..l no i will get him..hopefully...someday. click that little heart if you really like or love someone but know that it is pointless.

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