Funny Quote #2598669
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When a grandson asked his grandma how old she was, she teasingly
When a grandson asked his grandma how old she was, she teasingly replied, “I’m not sure…” “Look in your
underwear, Grandma,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”
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posted March 26, 2011 at 12:35pm UTC tagged with funny
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