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when you're home alone and someone knocks on your door;;



when you're home alone and 
someone knocks on your door;;


10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder



fave if you're  that 1% (;
 

62 Comments

unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel 6 years ago
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I'm that 1•/•
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I'm one of the 25%
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MissF2F2F2 1 decade ago
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1% - doesn't answer/crawls under blankets/calls 999
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No* 1 decade ago
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Don't have a peep hole :(
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Little Wolf* 1 decade ago
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It says: "1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the
window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked
murder." Murderer, was probably the intentional word.
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caoimhs289 1 decade ago
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1% "GET THE LIGHTS"
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wordynerdy 1 decade ago
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1%- lock yourself in your room and clutch the phone
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nightfelics171321 1 decade ago
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what bout the other 1% we run hide and wimper for our mommy
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Kelseykitty* 1 decade ago
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i get down on my floor away from any windows and hug my kitty.... she's a b*tch she'll save me!
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dragonfly26 1 decade ago
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I turn off all things that make sound and duck down under a window or table....
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iridescentstorm 1 decade ago
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I either ninja crawl or just ignore it
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ActuallyAFairy 1 decade ago
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im da 1% that crawls around like a ninja!
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1DRPhenomeniall 1 decade ago
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Whats v uva 1 percent xx
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ICONiac 1 decade ago
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Where'd the one percent go?! I really liked this quote :(
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InvaderZ 1 decade ago
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I'm that 25% , except i have a dagger behind my back. The dagger is for safety.
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cheezburger 1 decade ago
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i dont see the 1 percent
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idapease 1 decade ago
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me too! and when i walk my friend home when its dark out, i bring a baseball bat to knock out the zombies/creeps!
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TheOceansTearsXx* 1 decade ago
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i do that all the time and sometimes i even take something like a umbrella to hit that person with and then start cracking up when its only mum! lol
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spottedleaf 1 decade ago
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i do that all the time.....and start cracking up, when its just my friends/family ands then they see me and give me funny looks
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Bangingtotheright 1 decade ago
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totally the 1%!!!!!!
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posted April 15, 2011 at 5:00pm UTC tagged with funny

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