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Love how boys try to act sexy but it never works jayciecutie01's
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posted April 16, 2011 at 12:07am UTC tagged with
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today i found a love note in my locker. it said..... dear jenna, you are so beautiful i spy on you every day.i remember on homecoming you were the queen and football player josh was the king.you were so beautiful.your eyes sparkel a deep blue, your hair is deep blonde i love you jena. i would do anything for you. im in your english class first hour.all hour i stare at you. meet me at lunch ill be waiting for you baby. i have a suprise for you. love, a boy. i went to lunch and i see him i hear him calling my name jenna! jenna! over here! i walk over he has a rose in his hand and something else.he hands it to me i open it up and i just stare.he is a keeper. best day of high school and i wear my big fat ring everywere i go derik babe, i honestly love you. thats how i got my boyfriend a love letter. weve been going out for a mounth now. i love him so bad.
I miss you.. OH DERIK, ITS ME JENNA, YOUR TRUE LOVE I MISS YOU. WE BROKE UP. WE SHOULDT HAVE, I MISS SEEING YOUR FACE AT FAT CAMP, AND I MISS ME AND YOU SNEEKING OFF TO GET FATCAKES AND SNICKERDODLES. WE HAD A HAPILY EVER AFTER, AND NOW IM OFF ON THE SIDE OF THE RODE, BUT ITS OKAY, JOSH TOOK ME NDER HIS WING, AND ME AND HIM WILL BE ATTENDING, THE NIGHT AT THE BEST PARTY EVER; THE ROCK ON SOLO OF MARY LOU WITHERSPOON, LIVE WITH OPRAH. SO IM FINE NOW! GO SUCK ON SOME SNICKER DOODLES WITH SOMEONE ELSE</3 THIS ISNT GOODBYE<3
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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