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Two muffins are baking in an oven, one muffin turns to the other

Two muffins are baking in an oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "its getting kind of hott in here." The other muffin runs away screaming "Ahhh! A talking muffin!"

lmao that joke is the shat! love it!

<33 Lindsey

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posted January 22, 2004 at 9:29am UTC tagged with funny

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2 my friends... The 1s that are my better half The 1s that are with me through the after math The 1s that I've watched change n grow The 1s that I've helped conquer every foe The 1s that I know will always be there The 1s that I no will always care The 1s that r there thru thick n thin The 1s that r there 2 save my skin The 1s that no I'm always here The 1s that no my biggest fear The 1s that I hope will never leave my side The 1s that I hope will be down 4 the ride The 1s that I truly need The 1s that I never wanna see bleed The 1s that I would die without The 1s that I know don't care if I shout The 1s that r always with the flow The 1s that r listed below Mc Lz Cg Bh Bk Ch Hz Hc Ax Eb Sh Cw Md Je Mb By Lindsey (thats me, so you like) <33 lindsey
*you girls keep me smiling* *even when it hurts* *nothing else can measure* *just what my girls are worth* <~~ to Bk Hz Ax Lz Hc Eb Cg Bh Mc Sh Je Cw, and everyone on soccer! I love you ladies! thanks so much for everything! <33 Lindsey

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