there were four cows in a
field-
one mom && three babies.
The first baby cow went up to
its mom and asked, "Why did you
name me Daisy?" And the mom
said, "Because when you were born
a daisy fell on your head."
The second baby again went up
to the mom and asked, "Why was
I named Rose?" And its mom
said, "Because when you were born
a rose petal fell on your head."
The last calf went up to its mom
and said, "ufhdmarwpfnc?"
And the mom replied -- "SHUT UP
CINDERBLOCK!"
**credit to i_make_quotes
one mom && three babies.
The first baby cow went up to
its mom and asked, "Why did you
name me Daisy?" And the mom
said, "Because when you were born
a daisy fell on your head."
The second baby again went up
to the mom and asked, "Why was
I named Rose?" And its mom
said, "Because when you were born
a rose petal fell on your head."
The last calf went up to its mom
and said, "ufhdmarwpfnc?"
And the mom replied -- "SHUT UP
CINDERBLOCK!"
**credit to i_make_quotes
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