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What's for Dinner? Can't eat pork.......swine flu Can't

What's for Dinner?
 Can't eat pork.......swine flu
Can't eat Chicken.....Bird Flu
Can't eat beef.......mad cow
Can't eat eggs......salmonella 
Can't eat fish
.....
Heavy metal posions in their waters
Can't eat fruits and veggies....insecticides and herbicides
     I believe that leaves Icecream and chocolate!!!
                       Remember
            S-T-R-E-S-S-E-D

                             Is
               
 D-E-S-S-E-R-T-S
                                      Backwards!

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