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there were four cows in a field-one mom & three babies. The

there were four cows in a field-
one
mom & three babies.

The first baby cow went up to
its mom and asked, "Why did you
name me
Daisy
?"  And the mom
said, "Because when you were born
a
daisy
fell on your head."
The second baby again went up
to the mom and asked, "Why was
I named
Rose
?"  And its mom
said, "Because when you were born
a
rose petal
fell on your head."
The last  calf  went up to its mom
and said, "ufhdmarwpfnc?"
And the mom replied -- "SHUT UP
CINDERBLOCK!"

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xoxoeryka11

posted September 3, 2008 at 5:00am UTC tagged with funny

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