there were four cows in a
field-
one mom
& three babies.
The first baby cow went up to
its mom and asked, "Why
did you
name me Daisy?" And the
mom
said, "Because
when you were born
a daisy
fell on
your head."
The second baby again went up
to the mom and asked,
"Why was
I named Rose?" And its mom
said, "Because when you were born
a rose petal fell on your head."
The last calf went up to its mom
and said, "ufhdmarwpfnc?"
And the mom replied --
"SHUT UP
CINDERBLOCK!"