The Hidden Dirty
Jokes In Spongebob xD
Patrick: HAHA, spongebob, you're wearing a tutu.
Spongebob: No, I'm wearing a mantu. You can tell, cause it
has EXTRA SUPPORT!
Mermaid man: Why else would we run in colored undies?
Squidward: I can think of three good reasons..
Spongebob: Patrick, your genius is showing..
Patrick: WHERE *Covers Crotch*
Bikini Bottom itself.Spongebob:Who wants to get all dirty
anyways?
Sandy:Yea, and
sweaty
Spongebob:But i think
we both would know who would get to the top first
sandy:Yea
both:hahaha,
me
SpongeBob SquarePants:
We're not doing so well Patrick. We need a better approach; a
new tactic.
Patrick: I know,
let's get naked.
SpongeBob SquarePants:
No, let's save that for when we're selling real
estate.
Sandy: Hey Spongebob,
why yall...twitchy like that?
Spongebob: Twichy!?
Who's twithy!? I'm not! Uhhh excuse me Sndy, I have to
get a haircut! *runs out the door*
Sandy: Spongebob
doesn't have hair...*camera zooms in on her face* ...or DOES
he?
f is for
"friends" who "do stuff" TOGETHER
u is for U AND
ME
n is for ANYWHERE at
ANYTIME at all.
dowwnnn heree inn theee
deeep blue sea(:
Mr. "KRABS" lives in BIKINI BOTTOM.
I heard spongebob was originally going to be a show on adult
swim. But they toned it down when it was on
nikolodeon.