Hey witty people, i'm new here. I'm a guy and my name

Hey witty people, i'm new here. I'm a guy and my name is Crash, don't make fun of my name >_<
I'm not here to flirt with girls, just to make quotes and give advice if anyone needs some!
Well as i said my name is Crash, feel free to talk to me, i'm not shy. Buh Bye :)