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REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK. 1. after sitting down for a while,


REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY  FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.























129 Comments

NoraQuotes 9 years ago
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uhm, this is not your quote :/
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WhenAllElseFails 9 years ago
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THIS LITERALLY KILLED ME.
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moshturbation* 1 decade ago
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23. When you sneeze it's like a freaking flood
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Evaki_11 1 decade ago
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boys should see it!
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HashtagWhoreo* 1 decade ago
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For 21 it's purple if you have one of the things that make your toilet water blue.
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beautifuldisaster15 1 decade ago
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Funny/Gross bahaha
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OXJennyXO123 1 decade ago
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Im on my perion today....this is so true
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OXJennyXO123 1 decade ago
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When i think im done i keep keeping pad til 5 days l8r just to make sure
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kitkat929m 1 decade ago
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I hate it when you think it is done, then you go to school, bleed through your pants, and have to go to the office, get a pad or whatever, and still put a sweatshirt around your waist. And then you get cold and cant put your sweatshirt on, and when you complain, your friends are like "You have a sweatshirt" and then you have to make an excuse on why you cant put it on.
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wizardatwitty 1 decade ago
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you forgot waking up pulling off the duvet and thinking oh and waking up and having to squeeze your legs tightly together so u can get a new pad
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Larrystylinson1243 1 decade ago
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that is true boys are 10x annoying! haha
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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THIS. IS. MY. LIFE. STORY. :O
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cheese1211 1 decade ago
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hit everyone in the face....with a shovel, lol so true
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Littlebowbeep10 1 decade ago
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THIS.
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misspatrichia1 1 decade ago
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OMG !! TRUEEE!!! WAY TOO TRUEEEEE!!! CANNOT STOP LAUGHING :P
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myahkeller10 1 decade ago
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YES!!! Super true!!!
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bjl033 1 decade ago
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so true
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Bangingtotheright 1 decade ago
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Niagara falls right now
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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lol! Can you believe that i'm 11 and got my period when i was 10,and to day I got it this month.... wow talk about coincident
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Bangingtotheright 1 decade ago
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i seriously think i need to start wearing diapers instead of pads, less likely to ruin an underwear
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posted May 24, 2011 at 6:51pm UTC tagged with funny

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