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I won't date you because we have different political views....
I won't date you
because
we have different political views....
Who really thinks about that at 16?
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veryone knows you like me just go ahead and say it. :
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My best friend likes me and this is why he won't ask me out.
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posted May 25, 2011 at 12:01am UTC tagged with
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Harry: "I guess we're friends now." Sally: "I thought you said men and women can't be friends." Harry: "I never said that." *thinks about it for a minute* Harry: "Ok, yes I did. There is an amendment to the previous rule. Men and Women can be friends only when they are in relationships with other people. Now in most cases the other person's half will think they are together. Which brings us back to the original rule. Men and women can't be friends." Sally: "Ok, Harry, we won't be friends." When Harry Met Sally. This is my love story.... I want it to take 12 years and some odd months for me to fall in love with my best friend.
I love how my best friend lives like 100 miles away and we can sit on the computer and chat for hours and watch the same things like we were sitting right next to each other. Now that is friendship, I haven't seen her in like 4 years. I miss her... :(
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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