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"You are what you eat.." Y That's strange I don't
"You are what you eat.."
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That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
nmf/nmq
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Kaylahkittyx13
1 decade ago
DUDE!! Why do you keep making so many quotes !! i wanna see someone elses quotes and not just yours!!!
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CoffeeCup
1 decade ago
i must be a hot chick then...
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Tori264
1 decade ago
i was walking in the store and some lil boy that looked like three said this to his mom :)
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Miss_Independent
1 decade ago
hahaha i told this joke to my stepmom then later i say you are what you eat to her... her reply was, "I'm not a beast" lol ...just a wee bit wrong there! ;)
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emily2012
1 decade ago
Hey (: Can you do me a HUGE favor?
Can you click on this link
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ThatScreamoKid
1 decade ago
Hahah 2011 faves xD
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RedSoxBitch4x
1 decade ago
lmfao<3
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xxLifeIsASongSoSingItxx
1 decade ago
i noticed the Y after you mentionsed it. :3
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EpicZombie
1 decade ago
Anyone else notice that Y in the middle? XD ♥
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you_and_me
1 decade ago
Lmao ! This is great :) .
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hopelesslyinlove6
1 decade ago
Yeah credit to whomever I don't jock D': I credit if it's not my quote or layout
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xokirstyleexo3
1 decade ago
it clearly says not my quote/ not my format .. ya its not jocked
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colourful
1 decade ago
Hahaha omg, I love this.
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crazy4ketchup
1 decade ago
hahahahah i love thiis!
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Adriana259
1 decade ago
1000 TH FAV!:L
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stilllovingyou
1 decade ago
hahhahaahah (:
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livinlifefeelinfree
1 decade ago
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA dude this is genious
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poppinghearts
1 decade ago
quote's mine :)♥
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SarahhBabii
1 decade ago
this made my day xD
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xlovedreamerx9
1 decade ago
YEAAAH CORINNE TOP QUOTE!
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