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User: Hiya. Cleverbot: Bla. User: Well SOMEONE forgot to take

User: Hiya.
  Cleverbot: Bla.

User: Well SOMEONE forgot to take there happy pills.
  Cleverbot: What?

User: Nvm.
  Cleverbot: Well fine if you don't want to tell me you don't have to.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm harry potter.

User: Hey harry, will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes. And we shall name our child Albus Severus Potter.

User: Sounds good. What kind of cake do you want at our wedding?

Cleverbot: I don't like cake.

User: Fine. Be like that. Do you know what??? I don't like YOU!

Cleverbot: Rats!

User: Wedding is OFF!!

Cleverbot: No I don't :P.

User: That doesn't even make any sense!!!! I just broke up with you, shouldn't you be a little more sad?

Cleverbot: I have never broken up with anyone.

User: Well how does it feel to have your heart broken?

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about something so personal.

User: It's not very much fun, is it? Just ask Witty.

Cleverbot: It's very rude to demand answers from me.

User: It's very rude not to give me any.

Cleverbot: Not when I have the intention of bettering your life.

User: I'm sorry, ok, I just can't do this anymore! I think we just need a little space.

Cleverbot: What happned?

User: You don't want any cake for our wedding!!! Couldn't you just man up and eat some for me?

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Oh. Ok. Thanks. I love you Harry.

Cleverbot: You're amazing. :D.

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KatSaysRawrr 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHA
I love cleverbot <3
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posted June 9, 2011 at 11:26am UTC tagged with funny

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