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why do parents think every boy you mention Is your boyfriend?
why do parents think every boy you mention
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x_beauty_x
1 decade ago
ikr :D
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xxLifeIsASongSoSingItxx
1 decade ago
hahaha LOL what if you were like "today i was talking to ___" [same name as ur brother]
mom: IS THT UR BOYFRIEND?
me: mom, thats your son. lmfao, that would be funny. "3
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BrittaneeFaye
1 decade ago
Used to happen to me when I started hanging around all guys ... Then my 'rents figured I only liked one of them. :P
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xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
1 decade ago
IKR!!! i mentioned this annoying kid from my science class and my mom was like r u guys going out? and im just like MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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MissSoffy777
1 decade ago
Like... -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
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HeyDayDreamerx3
1 decade ago
tell me about it D':
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1blondielove
1 decade ago
Everytime I mention a guy name, my moms like who's that?? but when i mention a girl name she doesnt say anything. hahahahaha
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juiicy3
1 decade ago
ikr !!
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xxXLoveMeHateMeXxx
1 decade ago
or that you like them
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holistergirl143
1 decade ago
i know righht? ahah
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silverarrows
1 decade ago
OMG I KNOW RIGHT!
its kind of annoying lol
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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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mom: IS THT UR BOYFRIEND?
me: mom, thats your son. lmfao, that would be funny. "3
its kind of annoying lol