Funny Quote #3114430
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the awkward moment when your sleeping at your friends house and
the awkward moment
when your sleeping at your friends house and
you wake up before them, So all you can do is stare at the
celling.
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posted June 22, 2011 at 7:48pm UTC tagged with funny
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