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RaNd0M facts(: 1. evolution made women lighter sleepers than



RaNd0M facts(:


1. evolution made women lighter sleepers than men so they could easily wake to the cry of a baby
2. the koala bear is not really a bear, but is related to the kangaroo and the wombat
3. 1/3 pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
4. Emus cannot walk backwards
5. the letter J does not appear in the periodic table of elements
6. the longest chapter in the bible is Psalm 199; it has 17 verses.
7. the pound key (#) on a keyboard is called the octothorpe
8. chocolate doesn't cause acne
9. a rabbit is not able to vomit 
10. There are more than 40 million Americans that have "chronic halitosis," which is bad breath that never goes away
11. The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day
12. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable."
13. In a day 34,000 children die every day from causes that are related to poverty and hunger
14. The largest earthworm on record was found in South Africa and measured 22 feet
15. An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged. They all taste sweet

 

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awsuminsomniac 1 decade ago
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number 6 should actually say Psalm 199 and it has 176 verses
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posted June 24, 2011 at 2:26pm UTC tagged with funny

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