5 years old: not peeing
yourself.
8 years old: pouring a bowl of
cereal.
12 years old: first boy/
girlfriend.
16 years old: getting your
learners' permit.
18 years old: getting your drivers
license.
21 years old: having your first
drink.
26 years old: graduating
college.
30 years old: getting
married.
35 years old: having a family and good
job.
45 years old: not having a mid-life
crisis.
55 years old: getting your dirvers
license back.
65 years old: getting your drivers
license back. (again)
75 years old: pouring a bowl of
cereal.
85 years old: not peeing
yourself.