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if VODKA was water...and i was a duck...i'd swim to the bottom

if VODKA was water...
and i was a duck...
i'd swim to the bottom ...
and never come up...
but vodka's not water...
and im not a duck...
so slide me a bottle....
and shut the F**K up....
not original....lifted from a sticker i have....

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soumya

posted October 26, 2008 at 5:15am UTC tagged with funny

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