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THE AWKWARD MOMENT when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

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posted July 7, 2011 at 10:00pm UTC tagged with funny

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THE AWKWARD MOMENT when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana...

THE AWKWARD MOMENT when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

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